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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Waiting for someone special to walk into my ordinary life.</description><title>Alkafe is actually spelled...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @alkafe)</generator><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b28d916b71aae03bd263c0862ba022fa/tumblr_mn6sggCUta1qk91wgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/51169853556</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/51169853556</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:31:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcavs7xVF81qbjt25o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/50995669175</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/50995669175</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:18:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahlaughters:

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Stop the guns.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da65997208047953470708ab3c0f965a/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo2_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b27174f6c54ca373b05a5e39fa048e4c/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2b1afac231ad49b11263fafab066c8f/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo7_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13bdc6a5ab912bd3a89e55c533eba470/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo3_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/406af717d8518ae2fa3c8f4d34aaea7d/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo5_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2bcda0e44369b1a90bdba9003e61bf6/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo6_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/070548427503ebe4a1d7adab59f252e1/tumblr_mm6r8lC7Fw1s96utdo4_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/49953491226/video"&gt;fuckyeahlaughters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Stop the guns.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/50008227102</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/50008227102</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 08:20:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a7487a0c1cba208e542f6ce60211950/tumblr_mm2ohdKwH81qzad3ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49765751771</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49765751771</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 06:29:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I happen to indulge myself in taking some seductive pictures....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/063f32307f06a81b03ca61d7fff1bf36/tumblr_mm6m2iN6e31r77edeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I happen to indulge myself in taking some seductive pictures. Hope that it won’t get on my nerves. Meanwhile, go fetch whatever you can get. It would be a decent grade in contract law in my case. #ig #hkig #hk  #captivating #flattering #contract #law #good #grade #stressed #charm #sane #realm #misrepresentation #common #mistake #lm #grand #hall&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49446669865</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49446669865</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 13:32:42 -0400</pubDate><category>good</category><category>realm</category><category>captivating</category><category>misrepresentation</category><category>grand</category><category>grade</category><category>lm</category><category>contract</category><category>hk</category><category>hkig</category><category>charm</category><category>common</category><category>stressed</category><category>flattering</category><category>sane</category><category>law</category><category>hall</category><category>ig</category><category>mistake</category></item><item><title>me: time for bed&#13;</title><description>me: time for bed&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO  I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: ok&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49345740834</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49345740834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 03:42:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When someone catches me talking to myself</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/49302093651/when-someone-catches-me-talking-to-myself"&gt;fuckyeahlaughters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n2v9HOP41qf2dlx.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49345575193</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49345575193</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 03:37:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Having well finished 3 presentations within 4 days, I thought...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/944b5387081e7d0281b86d94bfb0cfc9/tumblr_mm2v80nz4I1r77edeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Having well finished 3 presentations within 4 days, I thought life would become a lot easier after last week. Reality gives me a punch on my face proving me wrong. But, and this is a big ‘but’, I still manage to smile, take a picture, fine-tune it and behave like a better-than-everyone #narcissist. Life isn’t that #harsh is it? #Ig #hkig #finals #approaching&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49266423848</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49266423848</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>harsh</category><category>hkig</category><category>narcissist</category><category>finals</category><category>ig</category><category>approaching</category></item><item><title>It was such a crazy week. In my case I’m glad that it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8fd8f07003284597014714cbcc7c73b/tumblr_mlx09tKgHp1r77edeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was such a crazy week. In my case I’m glad that it passed. It’s all good. All good. #ig #hkig #crazy #suit #mb #badge&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49002954937</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/49002954937</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:03:29 -0400</pubDate><category>crazy</category><category>mb</category><category>hkig</category><category>suit</category><category>badge</category><category>ig</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2854b8b4df498c1e8c1ef7ffc1396a4d/tumblr_mligykAwmx1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/48539061220</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/48539061220</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:32:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Teacher: Why did you not study?&#13;</title><description>Teacher: Why did you not study?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/48195571028</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/48195571028</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 08:44:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84ea39d527fe3a0bbaaf600c3ace2799/tumblr_ml39s3OlL51rb179lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/48121938252</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/48121938252</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:44:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvzznpMuXx1qc3wjlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/47448856594</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/47448856594</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 06:51:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiue476s71r0qns6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/47448640085</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/47448640085</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 06:45:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Am always glad to listen to your life stories and share mine....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19aceea4c67ef69fd6a5fc59b7014f4a/tumblr_mkmzbzNHKp1r77edeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Am always glad to listen to your life stories and share mine. #instagram #instamood #hkig #ig #brunch #campus #central #English #tea #rain #humid #fog #ss #ciao&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/46943828041</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/46943828041</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:33:35 -0400</pubDate><category>central</category><category>instagram</category><category>ss</category><category>tea</category><category>rain</category><category>instamood</category><category>ciao</category><category>hkig</category><category>fog</category><category>english</category><category>humid</category><category>brunch</category><category>campus</category><category>ig</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/293592d08c39a28b8fc006a4d0436c03/tumblr_mic1ypM4zU1rkhmxro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/46924251949</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/46924251949</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 04:35:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48fc0bf2f7036e9476f454a6d7e24fb8/tumblr_mklfjlRdqS1s27bxyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/46924147412</link><guid>http://alkafe.tumblr.com/post/46924147412</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 04:31:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>demons:


An East German soldier helping a boy cross the newly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9m2aH3kD1qz9tkeo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demons.swallowthesky.org/post/36823985162"&gt;demons&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;An East German soldier helping a boy cross the newly formed ‘Berlin Wall,’ 1961.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;From what is known, the photograph was taken the day the emerging Wall was put up in August 1961 and the boy was found on the opposite side of the wall from his family. Despite given orders by the East German government to let no one pass, the soldier helped the boy through the barbwire. Near the exact time this photo was taken, it was said that the soldier was seen by his superior officer who immediately detached the soldier from his unit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Concerning the fate of the soldier, most descriptions that come with photograph say that “no one knows what became of him.”&lt;/p&gt;
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